Jul 13
Review: Tea Guys Earl Grey Cream
Bergamot Tea, Black Tea, Cornflower Tea, Earl Grey Tea, Tea Guys, Vanilla Tea Add commentsKatie’s Teaview Snapshot
 | "Your creamy bergamot delight is grand,
And this clarifies that inarguably,
You are far better at blending tea,
Than I am at writing poetry."
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This was easily the best earl gray cream I've ever had, but rather than blather on about that for awhile, I wanted to take a bit of a break to write a brief (and terrible) love poem. I think it pretty much says it all.To Tea Guys:
I don't know who you are, exactly,
But I imagine I'd really like you,
Since I love anyone who makes tasty teas,
As you are wont to do.
You're so awesome and wondrous,
I bet you get all the nerdy chicks.
I love you more than I love my economics class,
Which isn't hard since I hate economics
If we hung out in real life,
I bet we would be bestest friends,
Or probably at the very least,
I'd creepily stalk you to the earth's ends.
Your creamy bergamot delight is grand,
And this clarifies that inarguably,
You are far better at blending tea,
Than I am at writing poetry.
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July 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Well, I have to say
“Now, THAT’S a tea reviewer.”
But please don’t stalk me.
July 14th, 2009 at 7:28 am
I laughed, I cried – it was the feel-good poem of the year! But I must say – all that and only an 8/10? Surely it must deserve a 9 for all that professed love?